Lol

EdRyan · #1 (**permalink**) 2nd June 2009 , 06:05 PM

For those of you that didn't hear what happened to Eminem at the MTV awards over the weekend.... this is a MUST watch.

Wilty · #2 (**permalink**) 2nd June 2009 , 06:19 PM

People have been linking this left, right and centre. Quite funny, though I deteste that guy. Borat-not funny. Ali G had his moments. And the new act he has come up with promises to be worse than the lot of them.

Eminem was never going to be the best sport about it though, makes you wonder if they planned it to land on him or just got lucky.

EdRyan · #3 (**permalink**) 2nd June 2009 , 06:35 PM

%99 of me knows its planted. Which makes it funny. The last %1 hopes it was random....which would be even funnier.

TBH, Eminem had been away for awhile and wasn't getting as much coverage with his videos as he was probably expecting. It would not surprise me if he was in on it (like Pammy was in the Borat film) and the protests were all just to keep the act rolling..

I_Am_Bic_Pentameter · #4 (**permalink**) 2nd June 2009 , 09:34 PM

While the actual stunt isn't exactly comedy gold, the final position with his butt in m+ms face is great. Whatever the story behind it (real/fake Here), that picture with butt and face within inches of each other is funny regardless.

Ass Like That.

The way you flew down
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make me up and go
doing doing doing

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way I nosed it
You make me up and go
Doing doing doing

The way he dangles makes me wanna danca
He's shakin' that ass, I've a lump in my pantsa
I think I'm heading for the door, because I aint got an answer
Everyone thinks it's a wheeze
Doing doing doing

That butch Bruno looks oh so temptin'
Man, I've never seen an ass that close
Everytime I'm on MTV my beef bayonet's blown
Doing doing doing

Ali-G and Borat used to be so wholesome
Now Sacha's gettin' older he wants to show me his rectum
I go to awards and sit down with my popcorn
Don't expect fairy angel landing on my horn...doing doing doing

Don't honk my horn
I'm a child of the seventies
You know my hero is Marc Bolan
But all I get to see is a close-up of his colon
This won't help my image of actin' like a gangsta
When everyone's just seen me kissin' Bruno's sphincta
And don't treat me like a landing strip
It'll just make me out to be a narky dipstick
I demand you remove your butt from my face
I will simply plead innocent, wasn't expectin' a thing
It's not classical music, it's hair on a g string
What do you mean it's just a bit of fun?
It's no laughin' matter with my face in his bum
Can you tell difference I doubt that you can?
But if anyone can Chaka, Chaka, Chaka, Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan

The way he moves up and down like a feathered yoyo
I'm on camera shouting "f*** off, you Bozo"
Don't need a new boyfriend, time for me to go go
I'm outta here... doing doing doing

It's a bit melodramatic
My mates are leavin' with me
And back to my trailer, to avoid sucky sucky
Don't wanna blow a trumpet that's quite so mucky
It was finger-lickin' good but I don't like Kentucky
Nobody is safe from Cohen, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say this on DV
Maybe not on the forum, but I think I did
Anyway, only one rapper's lookin' like a teat!
Naughty, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid!
I don't think his joke was funny, I must flee
Quick, my fat friends, everybody get out
I'm not Elton, I'm Shady, get down

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my E E Ego
Doing doing doing.

sphelan · #5 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 08:31 AM

Looks like the vid has been pulled out of circulation...and before I got to see it too

I_Am_Bic_Pentameter · #6 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 08:41 AM

Proof you don't read my posts

It's on my post - but it keeps appearing on youtube - and then getting removed.

modz1 · #7 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 08:58 AM

And one more classic added to Lost in Parodies - an IABP Tribute

sphelan · #8 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I_Am_Bic_Pentameter

Proof you don't read my posts

It's on my post - but it keeps appearing on youtube - and then getting removed.

Mmm...no comment!

EdRyan · #9 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sphelan

Looks like the vid has been pulled out of circulation...and before I got to see it too

It's now on the MTV site.

http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/eminem/...v-movie-awards

I_Am_Bic_Pentameter · #10 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 12:59 PM

Eminemena

EdRyan · #11 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 03:15 PM

Sadly as I suspected, it was all staged. MTV's head writer has admitted so. Eminem did it more then once. They even rehearsed it.

It should still go down as one of the funniest/most inappropriate awards show moments. But because it was staged, it loses out to the likes of Jarvis Vs M Jackson at the Brits etc..

I_Am_Bic_Pentameter · #12 (**permalink**) 3rd June 2009 , 03:31 PM

Yeah I put a link up in my post
Here
You wouldn't want too many rehearsals

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Wilty Super Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stevenage Posts: 835	People have been linking this left, right and centre. Quite funny, though I deteste that guy. Borat-not funny. Ali G had his moments. And the new act he has come up with promises to be worse than the lot of them. Eminem was never going to be the best sport about it though, makes you wonder if they planned it to land on him or just got lucky. ______________________________ At the bottom of a rather steep Learning Curve (I like Brackets).
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#4 (permalink) 2nd June 2009 , 09:34 PM
I_Am_Bic_Pentameter Forum Poet Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,732	While the actual stunt isn't exactly comedy gold, the final position with his butt in m+ms face is great. Whatever the story behind it (real/fake Here), that picture with butt and face within inches of each other is funny regardless. Ass Like That. The way you flew down I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT" The way you move it You make me up and go doing doing doing I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT" The way I nosed it You make me up and go Doing doing doing The way he dangles makes me wanna danca He's shakin' that ass, I've a lump in my pantsa I think I'm heading for the door, because I aint got an answer Everyone thinks it's a wheeze Doing doing doing That butch Bruno looks oh so temptin' Man, I've never seen an ass that close Everytime I'm on MTV my beef bayonet's blown Doing doing doing Ali-G and Borat used to be so wholesome Now Sacha's gettin' older he wants to show me his rectum I go to awards and sit down with my popcorn Don't expect fairy angel landing on my horn...doing doing doing Don't honk my horn I'm a child of the seventies You know my hero is Marc Bolan But all I get to see is a close-up of his colon This won't help my image of actin' like a gangsta When everyone's just seen me kissin' Bruno's sphincta And don't treat me like a landing strip It'll just make me out to be a narky dipstick I demand you remove your butt from my face I will simply plead innocent, wasn't expectin' a thing It's not classical music, it's hair on a g string What do you mean it's just a bit of fun? It's no laughin' matter with my face in his bum Can you tell difference I doubt that you can? But if anyone can Chaka, Chaka, Chaka, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan The way he moves up and down like a feathered yoyo I'm on camera shouting "f*** off, you Bozo" Don't need a new boyfriend, time for me to go go I'm outta here... doing doing doing It's a bit melodramatic My mates are leavin' with me And back to my trailer, to avoid sucky sucky Don't wanna blow a trumpet that's quite so mucky It was finger-lickin' good but I don't like Kentucky Nobody is safe from Cohen, no not even me I don't even know if I can say this on DV Maybe not on the forum, but I think I did Anyway, only one rapper's lookin' like a teat! Naughty, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid! I don't think his joke was funny, I must flee Quick, my fat friends, everybody get out I'm not Elton, I'm Shady, get down The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT" The way you move it You make my E E Ego Doing doing doing. ______________________________ ˘ / ˘ / ˘ / ˘ / ˘ /
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#3 (permalink) 2nd June 2009 , 06:35 PM
EdRyan Son of 'Z' Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,630	%99 of me knows its planted. Which makes it funny. The last %1 hopes it was random....which would be even funnier. TBH, Eminem had been away for awhile and wasn't getting as much coverage with his videos as he was probably expecting. It would not surprise me if he was in on it (like Pammy was in the Borat film) and the protests were all just to keep the act rolling..
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I_Am_Bic_Pentameter Forum Poet Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,732	Proof you don't read my posts It's on my post - but it keeps appearing on youtube - and then getting removed. ______________________________ ˘ / ˘ / ˘ / ˘ / ˘ /
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modz1 Administrator Join Date: May 2008 Location: London Posts: 1,621	And one more classic added to Lost in Parodies - an IABP Tribute ______________________________ *"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.."*
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#11 (permalink) 3rd June 2009 , 03:15 PM
EdRyan Son of 'Z' Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,630	Sadly as I suspected, it was all staged. MTV's head writer has admitted so. Eminem did it more then once. They even rehearsed it. It should still go down as one of the funniest/most inappropriate awards show moments. But because it was staged, it loses out to the likes of Jarvis Vs M Jackson at the Brits etc..
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I_Am_Bic_Pentameter Forum Poet Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,732	Yeah I put a link up in my post Here You wouldn't want too many rehearsals ______________________________ ˘ / ˘ / ˘ / ˘ / ˘ /
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