Lost in Parodies - an IABP Tribute

[modz1]

We thought we'd pay a little tribute to our beloved Forum Poet, and gather together for your delectation and amusement, all those fabulous 'I Am Bic Pentameter' song/lyric parodies.. We'll make this a sticky so new members can quickly enjoy the IABP culture vulture (or is it a Dodo?)

We salute your mighty quill IABP!

To the tune of:

Money for Nothing - Dire Straights

Get Into The Groove - Madonna

You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling - Righteous Brothers

Jingle Bells!

sureno/kanye west

Word to yo' Mama!

and the killer...
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

and the PS... A few words on some band from Liverpool...

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..and I'd just like to point out.. I do go to the gym..honest guv!
It'll Be Lonely This Christmas

..and another Yuletide jolly.. Why do I get all the stick though?
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..nearly missed this Tempole Tudor vibe on T3's 1,000th post..
T3 Hits the Big 1,000!

And 2009 brings us this gem, a message for Sureno, and all on the rocky road to fame..
Track" F.E.A.R. - Ian Brown..

I think iv been signed?

To the Smoke on the Water tune.. A new IABP classic for '09..

Now I know why they call them Firewire cables...

June '09.. Getting all Eminem on yo ass!

Lol

[sureno]

Excellent, im sure 1's missing however just cant think where it was

[trbguy]

I can see IABP thinking a reply to this

Well deserved IABP

[modz1]

Originally Posted by sureno

Excellent, im sure 1's missing however just cant think where it was

Bang it up when you find it fella

[sureno]

Originally Posted by modz1

Bang it up when you find it fella

just browsed his posts, i must be going mad, couldn't find it

[Monarch]

Originally Posted by trbguy

I can see IABP thinking a reply to this

Well deserved IABP

Yes..indeed! Well deserved.

[I_Am_Bic_Pentameter]

ok I'll let you into a little secret - the album is ready for the Christmas market



I wouldn't normally post reviews but......

'If you close your eyes, it's like Bob Dylan and John Keats have become one'
Rolling Stone

'Continues the British tradition of quality, groundbreaking songwriting. It's Morrisey meets Lennon'
NME

''It's where we want to be but will never quite make it to, to be sure'
U2

'I've already plaguerised one of his songs'
Chris Martin

'Breasts are too small, says Vicar'
The Sun

'I kissed him and I liked it'
Katie Perry

'I'm producing his next album'
Jagz Cooner

'He's f*****g brilliant'
Noel Gallagher

'I used to write the songs the whole world sang'
Barry Manilow

'He's the fifth Beatle'
Sir Paul Macca

'Best album I've heard in 25 years'
Pete Waterman'

'Prententious crap. But enough about us - I loved the album'
'The Times'

'We don't really like anything at all unless it's obscure and arty'
Newsnight Review

'In contrast to the older neoclassical album theory, endogenous album theory argues that 4/4 time measures can have an impact on the long-playing record'
Gordon Brown

[modz1]

Moved to 'Off Topic' and stickied.. Let's see what IABP sonnets spring forth in '09 eh?

[I_Am_Bic_Pentameter]

Chris Martin 'simply forgot' he was married to Gwyneth Paltrow, says agent

Chris Martin, currently on tour promoting a long titled album, later confirmed he had 'simply forgot' he was married to Gwyneth Paltrow. He recalled dating her a few years back, but he said he has had little contact with the weeping actress in recent years. "We drifted apart and went our seperate ways," said the lightbulb-swirling star. "

I was reminded by our drummer that I was in fact married to her after watching a news clip from the Cannes film festival and I saw a skinny blonde on stilts. I remember thinking 'pwhoar' and how I'd like to get to know her better. 'It's your wife' I was reliably informed. We had a 'slight row' and I left the room immediately, but came back after an hour and agreed that I probably had married her at some stage," added Chris. I had to write a song about it:



Rocket Scientist

I'll come up and meet you, tell you I'm sorry, I thought we had split up years ago
I had forgotten you, thought we'd agreed to, spending the rest of our lives apart
Did we marry in secret? Press ask lots of questions. Oh let's go back and make a fresh start
Decreasing circles, my memory fails
It's not really rocket science at all

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame I can't remember
Nobody said it was easy
I'm thinking we may have married in December?
Ohh take my back in your arms

(It's building up nicely - switch on lighters and sway - add drums - altogether now)

I was just guessin', at dates, but it figures, putting the puzzles together
Questions of marriage, marriage aint progress, we need to speak now or never ever again
You say that you love me, the press like to taunt me, oh you just sent a rush to my heart
Neverending circles, it's heads or tails, you know we can't stay as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Aww It’s such a shame I can't recall
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it that I wouldn't be able to ever grapple
That we have kids called Moses and Apple

Boo hooo oooo ooo
Boo hooo oooo ooo
Boo hooo oooo ooo
Boo hooo oooo ooo

[saxman]

Originally Posted by sureno

Excellent, im sure 1's missing however just cant think where it was

Maybe you were thinking about this?;
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Not his usual one song lyric parody but an inspired few paragraphs featuring many Beatles references

[sureno]

It was his very first one im thinking of but cant remember where it lays

[saxman]

Originally Posted by sureno

It was his very first one im thinking of but cant remember where it lays

Am I getting close now?
Optimising your OS for Music Production
short but sweet

[sureno]

Originally Posted by saxman

Am I getting close now?
Optimising your OS for Music Production
short but sweet

no, im really thinking the thread was deleted for some reason, i went through all his posts like a good stalker should but couldnt find it

[modz1]

Originally Posted by saxman

Maybe you were thinking about this?;
M-Audio/GForce & EWQL Xmas Bonanza Giveaway
Not his usual one song lyric parody but an inspired few paragraphs featuring many Beatles references

Nice find fella.. added to the O/P..
Cheers

[saxman]

He never stops and now he's implicated my good name in the proceedings

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