DV January sale?

[MUSIKMAKER1]

Originally Posted by I_Am_Bic_Pentameter

I prefer the way DFS do sales

Pay now and don't pay anything for four years
Then we'll give you another suite for free and pay nothing for another four years
You can have a holiday with each additional chair and we'll throw a car in for free
No interest, no charges, no VAT - nothing to pay for the foreseeable future
If you die we'll keep giving a free suite to the next three generations of your family
We'll give one to your mates, the milkman and even to your pet dog
Just take as many suites as you like and pay when you've been re-incarnated for the 12th time

And then when it is time to pay you're in debt

[trbguy]

Originally Posted by MUSIKMAKER1

And then when it is time to pay you're in debt

Yes, it's easy pay system: pay in 3 parts
1. They broke your fingers in a friendly meeting with some XXXL size men
2. They broke your legs in a same manner
3. You get free new boots and swimming lesson with those boots on

[MUSIKMAKER1]

Originally Posted by trbguy

Yes, it's easy pay system: pay in 3 parts
1. They broke your fingers in a friendly meeting with some XXXL size men
2. They broke your legs in a same manner
3. You get free new boots and swimming lesson with those boots on

... Wait I remember a few more

4. They helped by replacing your door when someone else moved in
5. The police gave you a lift to where you have to be
6. They help you move boxes to their new location

[I_Am_Bic_Pentameter]

I went into MFI in 1988 and the banner said

'Sale Must End In Twenty Years'

[MUSIKMAKER1]

Originally Posted by I_Am_Bic_Pentameter

I went into MFI in 1988 and the banner said

'Sale Must End In Twenty Years'

What when they're bancrupt, wait isn't MFI that got bancrupt I was just typing when I remebered

[MUSIKMAKER1]

IT IS!!! http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/busine...38?WTmc_id=rss
Oh I get you now IABP I got you're joke in a different way lol

[I_Am_Bic_Pentameter]

I was thinking that a definition of the unluckiest person in the world must be someone who goes into MFI on the day that everything is the recommended retail price. Or they go on a blind date and it turns out to be Sureno.

[sureno]

Originally Posted by I_Am_Bic_Pentameter

Or they go on a blind date and it turns out to be Sureno.

yes they are in trouble

[TrevCircleStudios]

Originally Posted by I_Am_Bic_Pentameter

I prefer the way DFS do sales

Pay now and don't pay anything for four years
Then we'll give you another suite for free and pay nothing for another four years
You can have a holiday with each additional chair and we'll throw a car in for free
No interest, no charges, no VAT - nothing to pay for the foreseeable future
If you die we'll keep giving a free suite to the next three generations of your family
We'll give one to your mates, the milkman and even to your pet dog
Just take as many suites as you like and pay when you've been re-incarnated for the 12th time

Ah that was the colourvision business model wasn't it!

[I_Am_Bic_Pentameter]

Originally Posted by sureno

yes they are in trouble

You remind me of him

He just appeared too

[sureno]

Mr Benn???

[saxman]

Originally Posted by I_Am_Bic_Pentameter

I was thinking that a definition of the unluckiest person in the world must be someone who goes into MFI on the day that everything is the recommended retail price. Or they go on a blind date and it turns out to be Sureno.

The term 'unluckiest person in the world' is often credited to Thomas Midgley, Jr ( 1889 - 1944 ). He was a clever American engineer/chemist who came up with some brilliant ( at the time ) ideas that in retrospect turned out to be very unfortunate ideas.

1. In 1921 he discovered that adding lead to petrol prevented engines from "knocking". This idea caused lead poisoning problems worldwide.
2. In 1930 he discovered the CFC gas Freon - a major contributor to problems with the ozone layer.
3. In 1940 he contracted polio which left him severely disabled.
4. in 1944 he died from strangulation when he became entangled in an elaborate system he devised to help people lift him from his bed.

[trbguy]

Originally Posted by saxman

The term 'unluckiest person in the world' is often credited to Thomas Midgley, Jr ( 1889 - 1944 ). He was a clever American engineer/chemist who came up with some brilliant ( at the time ) ideas that in retrospect turned out to be very unfortunate ideas.

1. In 1921 he discovered that adding lead to petrol prevented engines from "knocking". This idea caused lead poisoning problems worldwide.
2. In 1930 he discovered the CFC gas Freon - a major contributor to problems with the ozone layer.
3. In 1940 he contracted polio which left him severely disabled.
4. in 1944 he died from strangulation when he became entangled in an elaborate system he devised to help people lift him from his bed.

I still would feel myself unluckier if I would go to blind date and it would turn out to be sureno, but that is a good second place.

[sureno]

Originally Posted by trbguy

I would feel myself luckier if I would go to blind date and it would turn out to be sureno

[I_Am_Bic_Pentameter]

Originally Posted by sureno

Mr Benn???

It's the shopkeeper

Didn't you do history at school?